Tuesday, October 28, 2008

voting











running for state treasurer

michael marsh

constitution party
occupation: maintenance
occupational background: a variety of jobs
educational background: some college
prior governmental experience: none


honestly...is this some kind of joke by the constitution party? trying to pull a fast one on us regualr folk. also, could this candidate possibly have snapped a photo which makes us question his ability to govern any more than this photo? im almost embarrassed to live in this state. the other night merle and i were trying to fathom the group of drunken old men that were playing cards the night they decided that mike would be running for treasurer.

one guy you should check out is bob skipper, running for multnomah county sheriff. for starters: what a great sheriff name, "bob skipper" this guy was made to wear the badge. secondarily, i couldn't find his photo on the online guide, but if you've seen this picture, you're more than sold. he has the most legit sheriff stache you may have ever seen. i mean that thing is true mustache gold. clearly my vote goes to bob.

happy voting, go mccain.

2 comments:

jp said...

I saw that picture in the voting guide and I thought "This is the greatest thing ever!" I'm glad others share my enthusiasm for it.

Zach said...

hahaha... he looks genuinely scared in that picture...